It isn’t the fact that I am an addict that’s the problem. Everyone is addicted to something, to one degree or another. The problem I have is that my addictions aren’t very impressive. They are, in fact, pretty damned embarrassing.
Right now I have an unhealthy relationship with a facebook game. it isn’t the first time this has come up. I’ve spent way too much time playing all kinds of other games before, candy crush was consuming me for a bit, and bejewelled… or was it bejeweled three? Oh, who knows.
Every once in a while a friend will tell me about some game that they adore, something new on xbox or playstation, something that is so amazing, so awesome, I just have to HAVE TO try it.
I avoid those like the plague. I mean, let’s be honest: if a free facebook game messes me up this bad, what’ll happen when I start really getting into world of warcraft?
I’ll tell you what’ll happen, the neighbors will complain about the smell and the police will bust down the door to find my whithered corpse in front of the computer, that’s what’ll happen.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got that facebook game to get back to.