My book is out!
Well, sort of. My book is available in e-format. Very exciting! And terrifying.
Now all I can do is sit and twiddle my thumbs and pray that somebody reads it. And likes it. And tells their million friends that it’s awesome so they’ll all buy copies too.
Of course, most of my friends are old school, they want the book in paper, and I’m not sure how long it will be before it’s available. Eh, whatcha gonna do?
I’ll tell you what I’m going to do: I’m going to sit in a chair twitching and trying not to think about my book, sitting out there, unnoticed…. Oh god, what if nobody reads it? what if nobody likes it?
I need a valium.